Total Medals Earned: 299 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,020 Points
Medals Earned: 4/25 (65/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/240 points)
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/160 points)
Complete Level.01.01.
Complete Level 01.12 without any rotations.
Complete the Credits level.
Complete Chapter 1.
Complete Level.02.13 in less than 30 seconds.
Complete Level.03.14 with only one rotation.
Complete Level 01.14 in less than 10 seconds.
Complete Level.02.11 in less than 20 seconds.
Complete Level.03.11 with three or fewer rotations.
Complete Level.02.12 with only one rotation.
Complete Chapter 2.
Complete Chapter 3.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/355 points)
First destruction
First collected diamond
Complete training
Produce oil
Collect more than half of the diamonds
Complete level #10
Complete all levels
Collect all diamonds
Blow up all stones
Medals Earned: 11/17 (270/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/300 points)
Explode 50 bombs
Collect 100 stars
Break 100 ice cubes
Complete the game
Complete the game within 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (60/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
A Nice Center Smash
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival